Author – Ian Harvey


The Secret to Inner Peace by Dr. Fritz Heckler
How the emergent cyclical double helix model of adult human biopschosocial behaviour juxtaposes with new age thinking
This book might just surprise you. In fact, you won’t have to get very far before you stumble across the actual, honest-to-goodness Secret to Inner Peace.
The real question is—can you handle it? Because it’s dangerously simple. So simple, in fact, that many people reject it outright in favour of the more socially acceptable method of making their lives a tangled, stress-ridden circus of chaos and car payments.
Want to live forever? Or at least outlive your in-laws?
Start by laughing. According to Norman Cousins—journalist, optimist, and honorary chuckle champion—“Laughter is inner jogging,” and “The greatest force in the human body is the natural drive to heal itself”—especially when paired with a belief system that doesn’t involve yelling at traffic.
So grab this book, flex those facial muscles, and prepare to laugh your way to better health. Warning: side effects may include joy, optimism, and an increased tolerance for relatives.
Compiled by Ian M. Harvey with contributions from:
Michael Finder, Ranine Beaumont Harvey, Keith Jones, Charlotte Helsham, Deb Bell and a bunch of other well-meaning but clearly also mis-guided people.
Relationships by Dr/ Fritz Heckler
How the emergent cyclical double helix model of adult human bio-psycho-social behaviour confirms the current understanding of Einstein’s theory of general relativity
From subatomic particles to intergalactic space junk, everything in the universe is tangled up in an elaborate cosmic group hug. Understanding this baffling web of connections is, apparently, the secret to world peace, inner harmony, and possibly remembering where you left your car keys.
Lovingly cobbled together by Ian M. Harvey with contributions from Ranine Beaumont Harvey, Jenny Hepburn, Keith Jones, Mike Harvey, Michael Finder, Charlotte Helsham, Ray Testa, AI, and a rotating cast of well-meaning but equally bewildered humans.
Don’t be intimidated by the fancy subtitle—that’s just bait for the intellectuals. My wife calls this book ‘deep and meaningless,’ and honestly, that’s the most accurate review we’ve had. Inside you’ll find a gloriously unfiltered mix of quotes, jokes, and anecdotes, all expertly arranged to tickle your funny bone and distract you from doing anything remotely productive.